Friday, January 23, 2015

Fandom Utopia

If I could make everyone in the world read a book I would make them read the Harry Potter series. Not enough people have read the books so they are missing out on a lot of amazing things they did not put in the movies, such as Winky, the greatest drunken House Elf ever. Also you get to know Severus Snape on a personal level and who wouldn't want to be best friends forever with the most perfect being ever to grace a fantasy novel. Harry gets ever sassy in the books and makes top notch jokes. These books with change your life but not always for the better. However when the whole world stays up till three in the morning writing fan fictions, hopelessly cries over little things in books and movies and spends their life living for a fandom we will have achieved a utopian society. The only war will internet fights over which fandom is better and who is the best character. All we have to do is start our fandom addition by reading Harry Potter and becoming Tumblr addicts. Join us.

Friday, October 31, 2014

The blind date

If I had to send to charters from books I have read on a blind date the I would choose Tom Riddle from Harry Potter and Eric Northman from True Blood. They are both crazy and sadist murderers so I think they would get along great. They would probably go to Eric's bar and party and drink. Tom would try to impress Eric by showing off his rad dance moves on the available dancing equipment in Eric's bar. They would then go down to Eric's basement and make sweet sweet love. They would relies how amazingly rad they both are and then start dating, becoming the power couple that could take over the would. Eric, being a vampire, could make Tom immortal so Tom wouldn't have to become super ugly trying to become immortal and he would get and bunch of cool bonus vampire powers. They would walk the world together for entirety, hopelessly in love with each other.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

My Name

"Charlie"
The Indians said your real name is the one you choose
I chose mine
Charlie
I am not molded by my name
My name is molded by me
Like clay ready to be made into whatever the holder wishes it to be
Like a story where everything that happens is decided by the author
I have not grown to fit my name
Rather than falling into a group that
"Looks like their name"
My name suits me
A Charlie can be many things and look many ways
From skinny with dark hair and painfully shy
To a hulking and grouchy man who goes by Charles
He can be outgoing or timid
Smart or simple
Even rude or heart-meltingly kind
A Charlie can be many things
But the Charlie I am is me